The philosopher's date:
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: ``My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.''
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: ``My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.''
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: ``Do you like potato pancakes?'' She says ``No,'' and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, ``Do you have a brother?'' Again, the girl says ``No'' and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: ``If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?''
Philosopher's revenge:
Philosphers truly appreciate the profound nature of life's deep
questions. As a result, they are still struggling with the same
questions that have been asked for millenia. Thus, they are the
objects of ridicule on the part of scientists, who have less patience
with such lack of progress.
For example, consider the age-old question: If a tree falls in a
forest, and there is no one around to hear, does it make a sound?
This question was posed by philosophers of antiquity, and there is
still no philosphical consensus as to what the answer should be.
But ask a scientist the same question, and he'll go off for short
while, apply for a grant or two, and come back saying, "Well, we've
solved it for elm and birch, but we're still working on the general
case"!
Sensual guide to departments:
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly,
சர்தார்: ஒரு தடவ தான் பஸ்ல போனேன், ஆன பஸ் ஓட்ட கத்துக்கிட்டேன்.
நண்பன்: எப்டிடா??
சர்தார்: ரெண்டு விசில் அடிச்சா பஸ் ஓடும், ஒரு விசில் அடிச்சா பஸ் நிக்கும்....
தந்தை: அப்பா சொல்றத கேக்கணும் இல்லனா உருப்பட முடியாது.
மகன்: அதுக்கு இப்ப பீல் பண்ணி என்ன பிரயோஜனம், தாத்தா சொல்லும் போதே கேட்டிருக்கனும்.
தந்தை: ???!!!
Girl in Bar walks to attender and puts her fingers near his lips.
He kisses and licks each finger.
She says, Tell your manager there's no paper in TOILET.
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