A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing
off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a
look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come
over here for a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take
valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will
work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me
is doing basically the same work? “
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…..
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He said: “Try to do it when the engine is running”.
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Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transferred
from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.”
First Law:
“A Boy in love with A Girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.”
Second Law:
” The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.”
Third Law:
“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.”
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Have Toilet, Will Travel
A 35-year-old man was taken to hospital last week, stuck to a public toilet after a prankster covered the seat with glue……
The stainless steel lavatory was removed from the cubicle in Brierley Hill, near Dudley, West Midlands, with the man still attached.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene, but failed to free him.
An ambulance service spokesman explained: "The man was using the facilities when he became stuck on the seat. It appears as though someone had left glue on it.
"Despite best efforts it was not possible to remove the 35-year-old local man from his position.
"So, with the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet."
He was taken to hospital where a doctor used special chemicals to free him while he was inside the ambulance.
Well, it's what your mum always told you, isn't it?
Don't sit, squat.
Source: :http://teachthemasses.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/have-toilet-will-travel/
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